whatshouldwecallemergencymedicine

When I realize grand rounds is on the management of chronic constipation

I’m totally like…

“Stickin” with it.

 

Been squirreled away in the ICU for the past 10 days or so, which leaves little time to post, much less stop and think of something to post about.  A few ideas of things to write about did pop into my head this past week, but I invariably wrote them down on my rounding list, which invariably got thrown out at the end of the day as some cathartic gesture, so instead I am left with a few random thoughts from the past week or so.

  • It’s become a bit routine at this point. Those things that used to be terrifying, aren’t so much any more
  • Except for heart rhythyms. Espeically the tachy arrhythmias. Just once I might actually like to have a patient with true V tach so I can see it be like, YES there it is Mr. Cardiac Monitor, that is what true V tach looks like, so stop trying to get me all worked up with your fake V Tach alarms in the middle of the night.
  • I got a needle stick this week. It was probably both my fault for going to fast and the movement of the patient that combined for the teeny tiny little prick, but mental note made that even though I’m getting good enough to sink a central line in under 10 minutes, go slow on the needle parts.
  • People in the ICU have some fairly legit problems in their life. No quite third world problems, but pretty close. Which put things in perspective when a lady in the cafeteria was pitching a fit because the toaster was not toasting both sides of her bread equally. Definitely a first world problem.

whatshouldwecallemergencymedicine

When the dermatology resident has to help out with CPR

They are totally like…

whatshouldwecallemergencymedicine

As I’m about to discharge a patient with a headache, and she suddenly ask’s if her copious vaginal discharge is normal

I’m totally like…

whatshouldwecallemergencymedicine

When my morbidly obese female patient says her abdominal pain is entirely above the umbilicus

I’m totally like…

whatshouldwecallemergencymedicine

When the drug seeker says that they can only stand up and walk if they get a dose of dilaudid

I’m totally like…

Whatshouldwecallemergencymedicine

When I picture myself in my black scrubs that only the ER staff gets to wear

I’m totally like…

whatshouldwecallemergencymedicine

When the offservice resident is about to do something stupid

I’m totally like….

whatshouldwecallemergencymedicine

When I hear the medicine resident wanting to know what the patient had for breakfast

I’m totally like

whatshouldwecallemergencymedicine

When the nurse asks the new crop of interns if its okay to give the patient some fluids

They are totally like…

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